Iam mens praetrepidans avet vagari.
Now my mind, trembling in anticipation, longs to wander.

- Catullus, Carmen 46

Saturday, December 20, 2014

It's beginning to look a lot like...


... Okay, it doesn’t actually look like Christmas at all.

December has been a weird month for Ampangan Woh. Most of the villagers returned to their farms or to the village deeper in the jungle for the school holidays – which are about 6 weeks long – so the whole place has been rather empty since I returned from New Zealand at the end of November. I’ve been staying in the house with one of the daughters (Wak Nani, the 20-year-old). Her older sister, Teri, who lives up the mountain a bit, has been staying with us for most of the time with her family (husband, Bah Rudy; 13-year-old son, Ejai; 6-year-old-son, Edai), although they have been back and forth to the farm as well. The rest of the family has popped back in twice in the last 6 weeks, staying only one or two days to replenish rice and other supplies.


Since more than half of the students are away, classes have been at something of a standstill. We can’t really move on with only two to five students in class on a given day, so we’ve been doing extra exercises, review games, etc. That worked for the first two weeks, but after six, we’re ready to do something real. My beginner classes have been doing vocabulary: five new words every class, so they’ll be pretty far ahead of their classmates when they return, but at least no one will have missed essential grammar. My advanced classes have been playing games, building vocabulary, practicing verb tenses, and reading fairy tales. They got a real kick out of Little Red Riding Hood, although are still unclear about how the girl and her grandmother escaped from the wolf’s belly. I said “it’s a children’s story, so they have to be safe,” but I guess no one really bought that. They liked the idea of “all the better to eat you with my dear!” and that has become common dinner table talk.

My kids’ class has been the most fun. Even though only two of the students from that class are still in the village, we’ve been doing snow-themed crafts, which have attracted even older students and younger kids to fill up the class. The first thing we did was make play-dough to build snowmen. The power went out in the middle of mixing the flour so it became extremely messy, but it was very fun. I asked them if they knew what snowmen were. No one did, so I tried to explain in Bahasa. One of the girls interrupted me, “oh, teacher! Like Let it Go!” and class turned into a sing-along. Our next craft was making paper snowflakes, which are now hanging in our classroom as wintery decorations. Last week, I had all the students make books, illustrating a story about building a snowman. We had cotton balls, water colors, colored pencils, and glitter, and it kept everyone busy for a good 2 hours, even though our class is officially only an hour long.
Kids making play dough to use for building snowmen


Older students join in making play dough with the kids class... because
no one is too old for play dough!
Snowflake artists, with their creations
In retrospect, it’s been a fun month, just hanging out with the few people who are around. We’ve been cooking a lot – making oatmeal cookies (on the stove… I think they were more like hot oatmeal dough, but they were delicious nonetheless), Malaysian doughnuts (essentially fried flour and water, food when there’s no rice left and no one who can drive a motorcycle is around to go and buy some), and grilled cheese (devoured in seconds by people who had never eaten cheese before). We’ve had a little too much downtime (I’ve read a little too much War and Peace) and things have been a little boring at times. It doesn’t help that it’s been raining just about all day every day so even going to the river is out of the question. I’m looking forward to my two-week Christmas break and my trip to Sri Lanka. When I return in January everyone should be back in Ampangan Woh, so our classes should be able to resume as normal… then I’ll have only two more months in the village, and there should be some exciting things coming up!

At least I have this most Christmasy picture.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Throwing a Thanksgiving Dinner Party in the Jungle: A How To Guide

A MONTH BEFORE:

Decide to have a Thanksgiving dinner. Accept that there are no turkeys in Malaysia, and that you have no way of cooking one in the jungle anyway, and decide to have a vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner.

Beg parents to sneak cranberries into New Zealand, because they also don’t exist anywhere in Malaysia.


TWO WEEKS BEFORE:

On a trip to the city, Google recipes that can be made with only a stove. Get carried away when you find a Pintrest page filled with instructions on making chocolate chip cookies without an oven. Try to remind yourself to focus on Thanksgiving. Pick out a stuffing recipe, a gravy recipe, and a mashed potato recipe. Make a grocery list of non-perishable ingredients. Decide to omit the brandy from the gravy because a) Muslim country and b) questionable use of monthly center money.

Learn over the course of the next week that the vast majority of people in the village will not be around for the next month because they are going back to their farms during the school holiday. Momentarily consider cancelling the whole thing, but then decide that it might be a perfect time for Thanksgiving, to gather everyone who is still in the village.


ONE WEEK BEFORE:

On vacation with your parents in New Zealand, learn that they have not brought the cranberries as promised, but they are certain that they can be found. When they cannot, settle for dried cranberries and cross your fingers that they work.


TWO DAYS BEFORE:

Gloat to the Americans at the KL Headquarters that you get to eat stuffing.


DAY OF:

10:00 AM
Feel a little sad that vacation is over as you board the bus back to Tapah. Cheer yourself up with a reminder that your next vacation is only four weeks away. Cheer yourself up a little more thinking about cranberry chutney.

3:00 PM
Once you reach Tapah, head at the supermarket and pick up the rest of the groceries. Do a secret happy dance that you managed to find all the spices and produce you need. Wonder if anyone watching you sniff the celery thinks you’re insane.

5:00 PM
Arrive at the bottom of the mountain and wait for a ride back home.

5:30 PM
Flag down a friend driving by in his car, ask for a ride. Realize that all your bags wouldn’t have fit on a motorcycle and feel lucky that he happened to be driving past.

6:00 PM
Arrive at the house, to find that most of the family is gone. Consider postponing the dinner, but remember the butter and realize you have no choice. Start peeling potatoes, with an “if you build it, they will come mentality.” Discover that the stove is out of gas, and you’ll have to use the fire, cooking one thing at a time. Accept the challenge.

6:30 PM
When the kids of the village show up to ask what you’re doing, tell them to bring their mothers. Soon you’ll have a gaggle of friends asking to help.  Get the young girls to “toast” bread for stuffing, by leaning slices against the fire. Have the adults start chopping, and boiling water.

Put the potatoes in the pot, and tell the ladies to keep testing them until they are soft, while you chop onions.
Potatoes roasting on an open fire...



7:00 PM
Feel amazed by the number of bowls of ingredients you have, and keep mixing them up as you try to make everything at once.

7:30 PM
Realize that you have no idea how to measure 1 liter of chicken stock. Guess.

7:32 PM
Realize that butter is also hard to measure in grams. Assume that the spoon you find is approximately one tablespoon.

7:45 PM
Have one of the ladies start melting butter for the gravy. Cook onions, and wonder if the consistency is right. Add more butter. Add more water. Add more chicken stock. Decide it’s fine. Continue chopping.

8:00 PM
Realize that the water you poured into the pot of dried cranberries for safekeeping is almost completely soaked up. Assume this means they are turning into real cranberries. Add more water and boil them. Wonder if craisins will still “pop” as per the recipe. Cook for a while, add apples and pears and other ingredients.

Struggle to explain what a cranberry is. Give up, and dish out a few handfuls of them.

8:10 PM
Try to smell the cranberry chutney, get a noseful of wood smoke. Relate to the whale in Pinocchio.

8:30 PM
Taste the cranberry chutney, feel like Thanksgiving. Empty the pot into several bowls.

8:40 PM
Start cooking the stuffing. Wonder if the bread is toasted enough.

9:00 PM
Set out plates, and assure everyone that there is no need for rice.

9:05 PM
Dish out a little of everything for everyone.


9:10 PM
Realize that eating mashed potatoes with your hands is messier than eating rice with your hands. Don’t care, because everything is delicious.


9:15 PM
Run out of stuffing, because even in the jungle there is never enough stuffing.

9:30 PM
Finish Thanksgiving dinner in record time. Clean up and say goodnight to all the ladies. Feel incredibly thankful for your jungle family.

A Long Expected Party

Last week, I took a few days off to travel to New Zealand to visit my family. My sister has been studying at the University of Auckland for the past semester, and my parents were flying out to visit her before they all head back home. In my imagination, New Zealand is reasonably close to Malaysia, so I decided to join them. New Zealand is not especially close to Malaysia, because Australia exists, but it was a great week anyway.

On Saturday I woke up early to head down out of the village at 8:30. I caught the bus to Tapah (which was on time, and nearly empty, which is bizarre for a Saturday) and then waited for the bus to KL (which was not on time). I reached the city around 1:30, had some lunch, and then headed to the airport. The airport train had randomly changed its schedule for the day, so I ended up waiting another forty minutes, but I arrived at the (almost deserted) airport around 3:00. My flight wasn’t until 6:00, but with nothing else to do, I checked in, and was told I could take an earlier flight to Singapore. Figuring I might as well, as it would give me a little more time to get through the airport there before my connecting flight, I was boarding the plane less than an hour after I arrived at KLIA. After a short hop to Singapore and a brief wait in the airport there, I was on my way to Auckland.

I arrived late Sunday morning and met my family, and we headed on a short tour of the city. We’d be flying to the South Island the following day, so we tried to fit in as many sights as we could. At our first stop, the Mt. Eden Crater, I was shocked by how cold and windy it was. As I own only clothes suitable for the Malaysian jungle, it turned out to be a chilly week. Still, the view from the top of the hill was beautiful – we walked around the crater, soaking in the view of the city and the water.
View of the city from the edge of the crater

Auckland sprawling out toward the mountains and the sea

When we’d circled the crater and come back to our car, we headed for One Tree Hill, a rather inappropriate name for the hill which no longer hosts the famous tree. The hill does have a monument, and not a little bit of wind. It also looks out over green, green landscape, and sheep. When we couldn’t take the cold anymore, we returned to the car and drove to Mission Beach, where we had a small Mexican lunch and a walk along the beach. (Let’s acknowledge that I live in Southeast Asia and this was the first time I’ve seen the ocean since June.) The water was beautiful – so incredibly blue – and the view of islands and mountains in the distance was gorgeous. If it had only been a little warmer, it would have been a great place to spend a few hours. As it was, we had to keep walking to keep warm. We returned to the hotel, my sister packed up her things for the trip to the South Island, and then we headed out for a dinner of Italian food, which I’d been craving for a long time. After dinner we went to sleep, and it was so strange to sleep in a bed, in a room by myself.
The beautiful ocean at Mission Beach

 Monday morning, we got up and had breakfast, then walked around the vicinity of the hotel for a while, before heading back to the airport. We flew to Christchurch, were dropped at our hotel in the early afternoon, and then, at my sister’s request, headed to the Antarctic Center, a museum housing injured penguins, a simulation of an Antarctic windstorm, and information on the continent and its wildlife, exploration, and conservation. We then caught a bus back to the city center, where we had a fabulous South American small-plate style dinner, and then made our way back to the hotel. In the dark, the city was completely deserted. Although the hotel was pretty centrally located – just behind the Cathedral – there was no one around. The entire city was more or less a construction site. It was a little eerie walking back in the dark.


Christchurch Clock Tower
Early Tuesday morning we got up and checked out of the hotel, headed for the train station. We were taking the train westward across the mountains, to a town on the coast called Greymouth. It was a long trip – nearly five hours – but such a beautiful ride, with incredible views of the mountains, amazing blue lakes, and green fields (with sheep, of course).
Hillsides and yellow blooms, view from the train

Even the weather held up, for a while. When we reached Greymouth, we drove north, through more picturesque mountains and winding roads, to the “Pancake Rocks”, stacked layers of rocks along the coast and even rising out of the sea. From the town we followed a trail through the rainforest (though colder than what I think of as rainforest), which eventually led out to the edge of the cliff, over the ocean, with great views of the rocks. In some places the cliff almost entirely enclosed the water in pools, so that the waves crashed tremendously against the sides of the walls.

Pancake stacks, peeking over the side of the cliff
When the trail eventually circled back and returned us to the road, we got back in our car and retraced our steps south, past Greymouth and toward the town of Franz Josef. We reached the hotel in the evening (after a long drive, and a few photo stops), just as the rain started. We headed out to have dinner (under umbrellas lent to us by the hotel staff) and lost power twice during the meal (although the servers were quick to hand out lanterns to all the tables, and it seemed like that was probably not a rare occurrence). It was just like having dinner in Ampangan Woh in the rain. Back a the hotel, we jumped into bed, warming up under thick comforters and getting as close as possible to the radiator.

The following morning, Wednesday, we had breakfast at the hotel restaurant, and then headed out into the town. We had planned a hike to the glacier (though not actually on the glacier) so we met our group and were given waterproof pants, boots, and raincoat (which apparently was worth $600, and did keep us dry, although not especially warm, and I was glad for the five layers I had on underneath it). Almost immediately after we entered the forest it started to rain, and hardly let up for the rest of the hike. After a short walk through the trees, the trail led out into the glacier valley, a rocky and muddy path that traces the glacier’s movement backwards. It was hard to see anything through the rain and clouds, but a few waterfalls on either side of us and a couple of small and silty streams. We reached the top of the trail, from where we could see the glacier, and where the rain abated briefly, and then headed back down and out.
Franz Josef, as seen from the lookout point on the trail

Waterfalls from the glacier valley

Finally getting some sunlight in the valley!
Back at the car, we began a long drive south along the coast, to Queenstown. More mountainous roads and beautiful views, and a great many photo stops, so that we reached the town late in the evening. After a late dinner at the hotel restaurant, we went immediately to sleep.

Valley along the road to Queenstown
Thursday, we had a great breakfast of a huge stack of delicious pancakes, layered with caramelized bananas, at a chilly outdoor café on the edge of the water. We were overwhelmed by the view of the Remarkables (a silly name for a mountain range, in my opinion) rising out of the water, and more mountains in all directions. We took a gondola up the mountains behind Queenstown, and were simply enjoying the view from there, until bungee jumping was suggested, so my dad, sister, and I each jumped while my photographer mother watched with her feet planted firmly on the ground. While the jump itself wasn’t as exhilarating as I’d anticipated – it was over far too quickly – as I waited for the team above to hoist me back up, I looked out at the mountains from a rather bizarre perspective and was again blown away. The mountains and lakes reminded me of Switzerland, which I've long considered beauty unmatchable.
The city of Queenstown, the lakes surround it, and the Remarkables



Once we’d returned to the base of the mountain, we returned to our car and drove to the nearby town of Glenorchy, a miniscule town with more mountain views, and, according to the owner of the café we stopped in for coffee and a cupcake, some Middle Earth scenes. From there we continued along the road, heading to “Paradise,” despite the warning in the guidebook to “keep your expectations low.” “Paradise” turned out to be farmland, with many a flock of sheep and cows, but the drive was truly Tolkien-esque and beautiful. Back in Queenstown, we inexplicably ate dinner in a Texan restaurant, before turning in.

On Friday, we got up extremely early, as we had planned to take a bus to Milford Sound. Unfortunately, about 10 minutes into the drive, we were informed that an avalanche Thursday night had blocked the road, and the trip was cancelled. Not wanting to waste our last day, we fumbled around the tourism office for something to do, and finally decided on Glowworm Caves in Te Anau. We drove to the town, but upon reaching Te Anau, we learned that that caves were flooded, and that trip would also need to be cancelled. The best they could do was put us on a boat trip around the lake there, so we boarded the boat, but the weather was so cloudy and rainy that it was hard to see anything. Defeated, we returned to Queenstown in the early evening. We had one last Italian dinner, and then spent some time walking around the city gardens, which were filled with huge and strange trees and enormous and beautiful flowers. Then we turned back toward the city and spent some time walking through the streets, until it was clear that we had exhausted all of Queenstown, and seen all that there was to see. We returned to the hotel and packed up, and slept one last comfy night in a bed.

The rain did let up long enough for a brief roadside photoshoot on the way to Te Anau

Saturday morning, one week after leaving Ampangan Woh, we headed to the Queenstown airport. We had a quick flight to Auckland, then said goodbye as I went to catch my flight to Singapore and my family headed out for a last few days on the North Island. The flight back was easy, but long, and at 11 pm I finally reached the KL Headquarters, where I’d spend two nights before going back to the jungle on Monday morning. I’m excited to get back into the swing of things – although with the whole country on school vacation, I’m not sure exactly how the swing of things is going to go – for another month, before heading to Sri Lanka for the Christmas holiday!

A Visitor

On 11 November, Ampangan Woh’s center was excited to welcome Marina Mahathir, the daughter of Malaysia’s former prime minister – to whom I was introduced back in March by her cousin, who lives in the U.S. and is my aunt’s sister-in-law. Over the course of the previous week, the older generation of the community here was very excited about her visit, and questioned and questioned me about what she would talk about, and when she would be coming. When the day arrived, I traveled to Tapah – the nearest town – to meet Marina and her husband, Tara. They reached Tapah in the early afternoon, and together we drove up into the jungle. Tara especially couldn’t stop commenting on how beautiful the area was, and how unbelievable it is that such a rural place could exist just two hours from Kuala Lumpur. On our way, they questioned me about the village, the people, and especially the kinds of problems they face here.

When we finally made it up to the village – after a few tight squeezes with motorbikes on the tiny mountain road – we unloaded the car. Marina and Tara had brought two huge packages of food and goodies for the families, as well as bags of coloring books and other school supplies for the kiddos. With the help of one of my students who happened to drive up just as we did, we carried everything over the bridge and up the hill to the house/classroom. We found many of the women gathered just outside, waiting for us. I noticed that they were all dressed in their nicest clothes. They followed us inside and were joined by quite a gathering, including many guests from the other side of the village – the ones who are usually unwilling to mix with the people on my side and rarely join our events (in my head I sometimes call them star-bellied sneetches, as in: “on Tuesday and Thursday nights I have my star-bellied sneetches class”). We prepared tea and cookies, and everyone began chatting, introducing themselves to Marina and Tara with confidence that I had never seen in them before. After a while the men politely asked Tara to join them on their side of the room, so he left Marina and me with the ladies and crossed over to sit with them. From what I could tell from my sneaky glances over, my advancing level of Bahasa, and the comments from the men after they left, they were very taken with him. A professional photographer, he kept snapping pictures of them, and I was shocked to see that they posed and flashed smiles – they never do that for me!


Meanwhile, Marina, the ladies of the village, and I were chatting about the village and the house itself, talking about the amenities that we have – she was surprised to find that we have a TV (although it doesn’t get any signal and functions only as a DVD player) – and a bit about the Semai lifestyle. Marina was also curious about the English and computer classes we hold, and was asking a couple of my students about them, and about their reasons for studying English. After a few hours of conversation, Marina and Tara, not wanting to get caught in the rain that was almost definitely on its way, started to head out. Everyone said goodbye to them, and encouraged them to return, and a couple of people walked across the bridge to the car with them to see them off. It was so nice to see the village respond so well to visitors – I was amazed at the confidence they showed, especially because most guests, while very much welcomed, are usually met with shyness. It was impressive to see them show so much self-confidence!

The Ampangan Woh ladies with Marina and me